<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5829213207513834919</id><updated>2011-04-21T11:44:00.755-07:00</updated><category term='http://ella-guru.blogspot.com'/><category term='alisse'/><category term='introduction'/><category term='first'/><category term='time'/><title type='text'>ella-guru</title><subtitle type='html'>girl wakes up &amp; goes to work. girl takes bus to friends, has engaging conversation with drunk hysterical youth discriminating 'farmer'. girl goes to strip club. witnesses the impossible, sexy dance and poll work to madonna’s jump. contemplates sexuality for 10m car ride to the bar. girl gets absurd amount of calls from now needy guy who calls her his girlfriend. results in awkward 2am phone call between sober girl and bitchy pathetic boy. In bed it is realized that holy crap, that girl is me. :O</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ella-guru.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5829213207513834919/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ella-guru.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>ella_guru</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08304973556289607215</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5829213207513834919.post-5366812413473429529</id><published>2007-02-16T18:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-16T19:19:51.668-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='introduction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='first'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alisse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='http://ella-guru.blogspot.com'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='time'/><title type='text'>first impressions = sucking hard</title><content type='html'>Hello!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the first, how special huh? I suppose it would be logical to introduce myself, as a prelude to the inconsisitent ramblings that will soon and eternally follow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am a recent member of adulthood, it says "F" on my drivers licence, blah, blah. I enjoy all things that I enjoy, the rest I dislike. HA, I am positive that all things undescribable will be elaborated as time passes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... or maybe ones life/self is describable like metaphysics, known as a whole but never as exacts. Wow, how deep, ZOMG random!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5829213207513834919-5366812413473429529?l=ella-guru.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ella-guru.blogspot.com/feeds/5366812413473429529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5829213207513834919&amp;postID=5366812413473429529' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5829213207513834919/posts/default/5366812413473429529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5829213207513834919/posts/default/5366812413473429529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ella-guru.blogspot.com/2007/02/first-impressions-sucking-hard.html' title='first impressions = sucking hard'/><author><name>ella_guru</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08304973556289607215</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
